''From an AVGN episode''
The year is 2017.
Motherfuckin' demons from the planet Jupiter have arrived through the Manhattan portal.
The leader of. United States calls upon master Joe,
John Wayne's half cousin step-son to annihilate the 1.2 octillion alien scum of the universe.
However, on Jupiter's secret moon, a plan is concieved to resurrect the recently deceased astro-demoniod Dill Clinton into a mecha-doomsday machine.